How to be Perfect/How to be Perfect (1994)(Great Bear Technology).iso/text/off8.txt

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.....Faced with this daunting task, you may wish to take comfort
in the following maxim: It doesn't matter what you do, so long as you spent a lot of money on
your gown or your tuxedo. For example, while wearing a mere $400 outfit, you wouldn't dare spill
a bottle of cheap liquor into the punch bowl, get dead drunk and vomit over your partner's
alligator dancing shoes. Yet, while wearing a $2000 ensemble, this act is perfectly permissible,
as is, for example, making amorous advances to a table leg. However, only in the $3,000 or
above range can you actually attempt to drag the table out to your parked car, paw it incessantly,
and ask it to marry you......